I've never been one for black and white world views, moral absolutes, or zero tolerance stipulations, but today I've discovered a transgression for which I've lost any capacity for sympathy.
Under no circumstance will I ever again tolerate the use of a computer or other internet powered device within the confines of my sleeping quarters.
I do not care if I'm in middle of a hurricane and want to know the latest weather alerts, I will not expose my eyes to another second of compulsive LED radiation. The sanctity of the bedroom must be preserved.
Hello, my name is Jack Alderson and I am an internet addict.